A Spy in the Restaurant of Love - RP

Rosamund sat in the corner of her favourite restaurant in a pair of sunglasses, hair that was skilfully – and shamefully she thought – covered with a well-placed hat, and sipping at a rather marvellous concoction made for her by the lovely boy behind the bar as she watched Cora and Sarah dine together. If Cora thought she had been remotely successful at hiding this affair from her of all people she was sorely mistaken and Rosamund shook her head in amusement at how loved up the pair looked even from a distance. She had booked them a table in the corner for the sake of privacy but also booked herself the only table from which one could see said secluded corner for the sake of keeping an eye on them. Entirely for their own good of course!

The thorn in her plan walked into the restaurant a moment after Rosamund picked up the menu and decided upon her next cocktail. Vera Bates. Or Flynn as she insisted these day.

“Oh…” she looked between where Sarah and Cora were obliviously continuing with their dinner, and looking dangerously close to each other. Well, there was nothing else for it.

“Excuse me,” she stopped a passing waiter. “Could you please tell my guest that I’m sat here? She’s that lady there, the one that’s just come in.”

Consolation Prize - Sir Richard and Lady Rosamund

Lady Rosamund Painswick slumped back into the corner of the club she had surreptitiously entered earlier with her drink clutched in hand and tried once again to look around without being seen. It wasn’t that women were barred from this room of the club - at least married women weren’t and Marmaduke had practically paid for the library here so they could hardly refuse her - but it cost a great deal to be a member and that was on the understanding that one had a quiet retreat and Rosamund had spent her life being everything other that quiet

Still, the advantage of this place was that there was no one would know Lord Hepworth - in Violet’s opinion he hadn’t been able to afford the fees for a place like this in a very long time - and no one would speak to her because if there was one thing worse than a woman being in the sacred inner sanctum of the monied male, it was actually talking to her. So she nursed her second brandy, brought to her by the waiter who looked more than a little bit eager and she wasn’t sure whether he was assuming ladies were more likely to recompense him or whether he felt sorry for her. She made sure to rattle her purse every now and then to remind herself that it was probably the former. 

The door opened and she heard someone come in to be met by a silence so chilly she thought they must have simply noticed her again. Leaning forward in her lonely chair by the fire -  no one had deigned to sit opposite her even for the sake of getting rid of the January chill - she turned her head towards the commotion and spotted a man that left her shocked. 

Sir Richard Carlise populated the same club it seemed. And he was better company than none at all and if nothing else it was nice to know she wasn’t the only person who had been crossed this Christmas.

“Sir Richard,” she waved him over, ignoring the reproving looks from the other members. “How wonderful to see you.”

“Until death do us part” | with Rosamund Painswick

isobel-crawley:

It was a rather grey day as Isobel got up and get dressed. She grabbed her bag and took out her pager. Nothing from Richard. Nothing from the other nurses. Nothing whatsoever. She sighed and went outside, but before she grabbed a cup of coffee and a toast and a fag and went outside to her balcony to eat and smoke.
“It’s probably going to rain soon” She mumbled, looking at her phone. Nothing. There was nothing there. Not a single mail. Not a single text. Not a single call.

She decided to go to the hotel. Perhaps a drink there with Charles, or a nice cup of tea with Anna, or even better - fixing someone’s pain in her office there could help her. It wasn’t boredom. She was sad. She felt slightly empty. Not even Richard or the thought of him could fill it.

She entered the hall and her phone started ringing. She recognized the number - it was from Reginald’s hospital. But if Reginald wants to contact me, why doesn’t he just call me from his phone, she thought to herself. Rolling her eyes, she answered the call.

Mrs. Crawley?
It was a woman’s voice. “Indeed. Is there anything I can help with?”
It’s about your ex-husband.”
Isobel raised an eyebrow. “What has he done this time?”
He had a car accident and… I’m so sorry to say this to you, Mrs. Crawley.”
Isobel’s heart started to race. She could barely talk, she only stood there. She knew what happened. She was fearing the worst. And she wasn’t prepared.
…Mrs. Crawley, his heart gave out. The accident was pretty bad. He was the only one in the car. I’m so sorry for your loss. Mrs. Crawley? Are you there?

Isobel didn’t answer. She stood there. Paralyzed. Her heart crushed. He chest stopped. The only thing keeping her alive was the pain she felt. She dropped her phone on the floor.

Reginald Crawley was dead.

She never thought she’d miss him so much. He never found anyone after her, he was still single. She was everything he still had. And Matthew. No one more. He didn’t care about Robert, or Cora, or Rosamund, or Violet, or anyone. Isobel was still his family. Matthew was still his son.

In the midst of her grief, she felt the voice of someone that she recognized but she didn’t have the strength to look back.

Rosamund had been having a really quite unremarkable, but pleasant day. The staff were all but running the magazine these days, she’d had a rather marvellous brunch with a rather attractive television producer who had wanted to talk about the upcoming cooking show she might well be fronting - nudging her foot repeatedly against his couldn’t have hurt her chances either - and now all she had to do was locate Cora for an afternoon of shopping before this mysterious house party she was being dragged to tonight. All in all a thoroughly enjoyable day.

That was, until she had reached the hotel and been confronted with the maudlin and off-putting sight of her distant cousin looking like she’d been slapped and staring into space. The phone she was holding in her hand looked to be in a procarious state and before Rosamund could even comment it fell from Isoble’s limp fingers.

She frowned at the sight and came closer, reluctant to get involved if this meant trouble, but rather eager to be the first to know something in the family!

“Are you alright?”

She received no response and looked around her, a though expecting an answer from elsewhere. When none was forthcoming she lifted a hand to rest on Isobel’s shoulder.

“Isobel? Are you alright?”

An Invitation for Sympathy

miss-swire:

lady-rosamund:

It was far from the greatest opening and hardly the level of witty tete-a-tete that Rosamund was used to but she smiled encouragingly - in some circles they might have called it patronisingly - at the girl. She reached for the teapot and swirled the contents around with ease, not paying the slightest attention to what she was doing as she watched Miss Lavinia Swire critically. She didn’t look particularly different to the girl that Rosamund had met at Downton all those months ago but there was something distinctly sadder about the eyes that gave her pause.

“Thank you my dear, most people aren’t very fond of my decor-“

Which, Rosamund had to admit, mostly came from the abundance of styles that she thought looked perfectly marvelous together but did have the horrible habit of making people leave her house with a headache. Philistines that they were.

“But I’m glad to see you at least are a woman of fine taste.”

She poured the tea quickly and handed the cup and saucer to her guest.

“Perhaps it comes from being exposed to all the delights London has to offer?”

Lavinia accepted the tea, with a small, “Thank you”, and sat back, stirring it and pursing her lips, blew on it to cool it. She took a sip, not just to be polite, she was thirsty. It burnt her lips and tongue, and she winced slightly before clenching her teeth and proceeding to cool it further.

“Oh, yes, when I had the opportunity,” Lavinia informed her host, and at the raised eyebrow of Lady Rosamund, she hastily added, “Papa has never much cared for decorating the house, I could only ever admire such,” she swallowed, “tasteful furnishings and decorations in everyday life when I paid calls to ladies.”

Lavinia looked down at her tea.

She did not mention that, even as her father an important and well-off solicitor, she had been met with indifference and even hostility from the other ‘ladies’ who knew she was different from them, it was obvious in her appearance and manner, her nature. She was never treated with disdain by the opposite sex, however. But, being Lavinia, she had somewhat shied from any kind of contact with men. After knowing Richard Carlisle, it wasn’t much of a surprise. But when she met Matthew… that had been different, significantly so. And now, significantly, everything was different again.

She felt the belittling and curious gaze of Lady Rosamund and tried her best not to look up, stirring her tea and biting down on her slightly burnt lip, uneasy.

(OOC: Sorry it took so long darling, for some reason it wasn’t coming to me! Shall we pause for a bit till the end of hotel AU?)

“Well we ladies do like our visitors you know?”

Rosamund’s sharp eyes watched the girl sip the tea and recoil and instinctively she moved her hand towards the milk jug, offering it as a means of cooling, before thinking better of it. It was an altogether too motherly gesture and the very last thing she wanted to be perceived as was motherly; even Auntly would be odd with this girl given the elephant in the room that was not going away quite as easily as Rosamund had hoped it might.

Well, they couldn’t go on like this! She simply refused to sit silently, exchanging meaningless pleasantries with Miss Swire, when they both knew why the girl was in London and not at Downton where she should be. It wasn’t that Rosamund hated the thought of a middle-class girl sitting her Mama’s seat but this one was altogether too nice to quite take the mantle. She reminded her…Rosamund smiled softly when, quite suddenly, she realised that the bashfulness, tempered with intelligence and fragile beauty reminded her of nothing else but Cora when she was newly arrived from America. She hadn’t quite met one’s eye and cut herself off more than once when she thought she’d said the wrong thing.

With her newfound observation she looked kinder upon the girl and extended her hand to briefly squeeze Lavinia’s. Rosamund prided herself on not being quite as rigid as the inhabitants of her childhood home and so she thought nothing of the overfamiliarity of the gesture that might have so annoyed her Mother.

“Truthfully my dear, how have you been? After Matthew was injured I received a phonecall telling me just that and a week later I had a letter from Mary saying you had gone away. No one tells me anything of course, but I’m quite sure I can guess.”

Text to Rosamund Painswick

cora—crawley:

lady-rosamund:

cora—crawley:

lady-rosamund:

cora—crawley:

From: Cora Crawley

To: Vera Bates

22/02/2012 17:45

Darling, are you free tomorrow evening? If you’re not, please cancel your plans. Remember all the clothes I bought from your collection in the past? And that year we spent practically living in your apartment when I paid for all of our food? Well it’s time to pay me back. I need you tomorrow night.

From: Rosamund Painswick

To: Cora Crawley

22/02/2012 17:

You *need* me do you? Oh darling, you know how long I’ve waited to hear that! ;) May I ask what you require my presence for? Will I enjoy it? xx

From: Cora Crawley

To: Rosamund Painswick

22/02/2012 18:16 

Oh darling, not like that. You can keep your panties on. I need you to accompany me somewhere, to a friend’s house for a few drinks. I’m protecting my interests, you see. Will you come with me darling?

From: Rosamund Painswick

To: Cora Crawley

22/02/2012 18:24

I’ll come with you of course but is it absolutely *mandatory* to wear underwear? You know I’m joking darling :) As long as it’s not Ava bloody Astor’s house I’m more than happy, I’ll bring a bottle! xxx

From: Cora Crawley

To: Rosamund Painswick

22/02/2012 18:41

No darling, it’s not Ava and it’s not Laura either. And I have it on rather good authority a friend of yours might be there; perhaps you should forgo underwear after all? 

From: Rosamund Painswick

To: Cora Crawley

22/02/2012 21:04

Shame about Laura. She still owes me an afternoon of work. Which friend darling? I have a million friends and I don’t like a lot of them so do let me know won’t you? I need to know how to dress after all!

verabates:

lady-rosamund:

verabates:

Jesus Chris, Ros, please tell me you’re not doing a cooking show now.

…would you advertise it for me in your rag if I was?
If you don’t I’ll publish a picture I happened to come across in a box under her bed the last time I used the bathroom at Sarah’s house:

Student chic is one thing darling but a bath wouldn’t have gone amiss.

I’ll think about it. I’m more of a high-class journalist though, darlin’. Not sure you fannying around in an apron and not much else and cooing over jam tarts fits the bill.

High class?! You are joking darling, you must be. Although god knows you’ve never had much of a sense of humour so I can only assume the rigours of your high-class job have finally driven you mad.
And you’ve never complained about my tarts before.

verabates:

lady-rosamund:

verabates:

Jesus Chris, Ros, please tell me you’re not doing a cooking show now.

…would you advertise it for me in your rag if I was?

If you don’t I’ll publish a picture I happened to come across in a box under her bed the last time I used the bathroom at Sarah’s house:

Student chic is one thing darling but a bath wouldn’t have gone amiss.

I’ll think about it. I’m more of a high-class journalist though, darlin’. Not sure you fannying around in an apron and not much else and cooing over jam tarts fits the bill.

High class?! You are joking darling, you must be. Although god knows you’ve never had much of a sense of humour so I can only assume the rigours of your high-class job have finally driven you mad.

And you’ve never complained about my tarts before.

Text to Rosamund Painswick

cora—crawley:

lady-rosamund:

cora—crawley:

From: Cora Crawley

To: Vera Bates

22/02/2012 17:45

Darling, are you free tomorrow evening? If you’re not, please cancel your plans. Remember all the clothes I bought from your collection in the past? And that year we spent practically living in your apartment when I paid for all of our food? Well it’s time to pay me back. I need you tomorrow night.

From: Rosamund Painswick

To: Cora Crawley

22/02/2012 17:

You *need* me do you? Oh darling, you know how long I’ve waited to hear that! ;) May I ask what you require my presence for? Will I enjoy it? xx

From: Cora Crawley

To: Rosamund Painswick

22/02/2012 18:16 

Oh darling, not like that. You can keep your panties on. I need you to accompany me somewhere, to a friend’s house for a few drinks. I’m protecting my interests, you see. Will you come with me darling?

From: Rosamund Painswick

To: Cora Crawley

22/02/2012 18:24

I’ll come with you of course but is it absolutely *mandatory* to wear underwear? You know I’m joking darling :) As long as it’s not Ava bloody Astor’s house I’m more than happy, I’ll bring a bottle! xxx

Text to Rosamund Painswick

cora—crawley:

From: Cora Crawley

To: Vera Bates

22/02/2012 17:45

Darling, are you free tomorrow evening? If you’re not, please cancel your plans. Remember all the clothes I bought from your collection in the past? And that year we spent practically living in your apartment when I paid for all of our food? Well it’s time to pay me back. I need you tomorrow night.

From: Rosamund Painswick

To: Cora Crawley

22/02/2012 17:

You *need* me do you? Oh darling, you know how long I’ve waited to hear that! ;) May I ask what you require my presence for? Will I enjoy it? xx

verabates:

There’s no point hiding anything from Vera Flynn. She knows what you’ve done before you even do it, especially if your name is John Bates.

Is this post-divorce court darling? You do look a tad haggard but I’m sure I’ve got a make-up department somewhere that could accomplish something!

verabates:

There’s no point hiding anything from Vera Flynn. She knows what you’ve done before you even do it, especially if your name is John Bates.

Is this post-divorce court darling? You do look a tad haggard but I’m sure I’ve got a make-up department somewhere that could accomplish something!

cora—crawley:

lady-rosamund:

verabates:

Jesus Chris, Ros, please tell me you’re not doing a cooking show now.

…would you advertise it for me in your rag if I was?
If you don’t I’ll publish a picture I happened to come across in a box under her bed the last time I used the bathroom at Sarah’s house:

Student chic is one thing darling but a bath wouldn’t have gone amiss.


 Oh darling, you’re really doing a cooking show? Do you need me to taste test?

Cora darling, I think we can all agree your taste is questionable. But you’re always welcome around chez Painswick to eat anything you like.

cora—crawley:

lady-rosamund:

verabates:

Jesus Chris, Ros, please tell me you’re not doing a cooking show now.

…would you advertise it for me in your rag if I was?

If you don’t I’ll publish a picture I happened to come across in a box under her bed the last time I used the bathroom at Sarah’s house:

Student chic is one thing darling but a bath wouldn’t have gone amiss.

 Oh darling, you’re really doing a cooking show? Do you need me to taste test?

Cora darling, I think we can all agree your taste is questionable. But you’re always welcome around chez Painswick to eat anything you like.